Why You Should Become A Yogalebrity

Maintaining an advanced practice, takes time.

If you see yogis doing really advanced asana, they're putting in hours. Serious hours.

I have a theory that most full time yoga teachers don't have an advanced practice, because they don't get the time to maintain such a practice.

They are busy teaching yoga. And teaching yoga is a physical job. They are knackered afterwards.

The best career path for a full time teacher, is to become a yogalebrity. You know, yogis on insta and tumblr with 100K followers. Here's why.

You see, yoga teachers need just one thing, in order to consistently have the time needed for advanced practice... ... Money. Yep.

If they become yogalebrities, they can charge more per class. Thus they can take less classes. Hence freeing up time and energy for advanced practice. Here's how it's done...

Become a yogalebrity by posting pics of yourself. Now, how pretty you are is inversely proportional to the level of yoga you need to perform ...to become a yogalebrity.

If you're pretty you can get way with semi advanced poses, in a nice setting.

If you're not pretty then you need to be advanced. Setting doesn't matter.

Ok, so you're now a yogalebrity, with 100K followers.

You start to count where the followers are from .e.g. 10K from Australia. Ha! Says you.

You notice that there's 5K in Sydney, and 5K in Melbourne. Too easy.

So now you develop a workshop and let everyone in Oz, know that you'll be in Sydney and Melb, on such and such dates. At $75 per pop, you pocket $750K. Pretty good money.

Airfares, accommodation, venue hire (and meals?) is ALL tax deductible. Perfect.

You're jetting around the world. Following the sun. AND you've got enough time to practice advanced asana. Not only that.

But it becomes a self-reinforcing loop. The better you get, and the more pretty the location. The more followers. So now you've got even MORE time to maintain an advanced practice.

What are you waitin' for, start takin' pics, J.