Read All About It: Yogi Eats Hot Dog

Ok so, you know how hot dogs are full of shit that's bad for you? Well, apparently it's true...

iWitness Testimony

"How like, this one time, 

Rhonda's sister Sherry's boyfriend 

said that the sausages in the hot dogs

 are made from all the dead cats and dogs 

that they kill at the pound."

Well, there's a healthy yogic alternative.

Introducing: The Banana Dog (tm) : )

Yep, the folks down at the yogic think-tank "Brainy People For Yoga", have come up the yoga's hot dog alternative.

No longer will you sit in the stands at your favorite sporting event, jealous of all the guys who get to eat dogs. It's just not right.

Now you can break out your Banana Dog (tm) and chow down with them. Could life get any better?

num, num, num, J

Banana Dog (tm) ingredients:
Lightly (that's lightly, not crispily, <sigh> toasted bread.
Nuttelex (spread over aforementioned light toast)
Honey (spread over Nuttelex)
Banana
Bend toast around banana, voila! Banana Dog (tm) <see, told you not too crispy!>