Do This Shit!

Have you seen the crazy positions we put our bodies into?!? Normal people don't do this shit.

It takes a special kinda krazy.

Nothing brings this home more, than if someone new comes to your house, and the topic of yoga comes up (not by you!).

So your friend says you can do some yoga.

So then the new guy says, "Can you do the one with the leg kicked out beside you?".

You say, "Which one?"

The new guys grabs his leg to the side of him. Tries to straighten it.

You go..."Oh, Padangusthasna, like this". Then proceed to kick out to the side. Extend your hand and catch your toe...and then proceed to take the foot all the way up.

New guy looks at you, like you're an alien.

Yep! Been doing a bit toooo much yoga lately. Takin' the practice waaaay too much for granted. You gotta remember.

Normal people don't do this shit!

Do this shit, J.