Aliens land on Earth.
One of the aliens walks up to you and says, "I'm Brandon, from the planet Orc. I'm an interstellar, navigator, born in the four-quadrillionth solar year, of the star Zanex. What do you do?"
You say, "I do yoga".
"Oh, says the alien, I've never heard of that. What do you do in yoga?"
'Umm..." Says you. "Well..
..."we put our bodies into uncomfortable positions...then we hold them there"
..."we don't think about the future... or the past. We try to keep our emotions neutral."
..."our goals are infinite. None-the-less, we inch our way, trying to get there...Even though we know we never will."
..."we could take short cuts in life...But we don't compromise our morals."
..."Oh, and sometimes we chant 'om'. Just because we can :) ". You finish, with a big smile on your face.
Alien turns and walks away, throws his hands up in the air.
Says to the other aliens outside the spaceship, "Get back in. These guy are no fun."
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