1. Your OM chanting lacks X-factor.
2. You can't afford Kim Kardashian's new yoga line, with booty enhancing pants for only $599.
3. Your yoga block house fell down.
4. Yoga didn't half your body weight in under 12 weeks.
5. The token yoga guy at your studio is actually interested in what you think AND he's married (bummer).
6. You get together with all your yoga classmates to work out a stellar beach flow when you all find yourselves magically stranded on a tropical island.
7. Nobody from class will vote out the yogi who can't do ardha chandrasana.
8. Watching a room full of people sitting still for minutes on end using a hidden camera is dead boring.
9. "Not bacon" fails the meat dish category you have to cook.
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