6 Reasons Yogis Will Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

You are running late for class, nothing...including zombie hoards, are gonna make you late.

Zombies can't smell human flesh because of the incense being burnt during class.

The incense burns out and Zombies invade class during savasnasa. The hoard moves on to the Maccas across the road where there's lots of human action/food.

You've got your brand new Lululemon threads on, no way are you letting a zombie get them dirty.

Your studio has those traditional wooden blocks which are heavy and hard. The instructor breaks class for just one minute while you all deal with the zombie hoard. Then you are gonna workshop funky pincha. Funtimes.

Everybody has run out of petrol (and is getting eaten by zombies) but your Prius Hybrid still has plenty of juice to get you to class.