New yogis be all uptight about being touched/adjusted...Old yogis gettin' touched everywhere be "Push HARDER".
New yogis be optioning up all the poses and straining...Old yogis be optioning up some poses and straining.
New yogis be wiping sweat from their face...Old yogis be spraying sweat everywhere.
New yogis be looking like deer in headlights when the teacher says to "Partner up!"...Old yogis be "You'll do!".
New yogis be all concerned about tucking this and sucking in that...Old yogis be doin' it without thinkin' about it or "F@rk that, I'm stretchin' this way".
New yogis be all excited, "I went to Yin, it was super relaxing"...Old yogis be scratchin' their heads, "What the hell was wrong with the old sanskrit pose names?"
New yogis' head be swiveling this way and that way...Old yogis be laser focused on one spot for the entire class.
New yogis be open to trying new things, with trippy names, like 'stargazer'...Old yogis be all "Nope. Not gonna do these fancy new poses."
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