Only Girly Guys Do Yoga

I freakin' LOVE this myth.

It's SO brill' that I wish I'd thought of it myself.

Because, obviously, only an evil genius could come up with this.

Here's how it goes...

Have a personal, self-development system (yoga) that makes dudes crazy strong...without all the abs and bulk. And I'm not talking about a bit strong.

I'm talkin' so strong, that guys can levitate their whole body vertically into the air. Then touch down feather light, into some crazy pretzel configuration.

Add to this, extreme flexibility that makes them real loose.

Mix in some ultra-calmness, and top it all off with sound moral principles and a social conscience, and you have one cool dude.

Hang on...we haven't got to the kicker yet...

...put them in a predominantly female environment.

Nearly, there...here's the truly BRILLIANT bit...

...then you protect all this by floating the myth that guys who do yoga must be girly.

All the hooligans and yobos are kept out of the yoga environment by this awesome bit of
social engineering.

This is good for the guys AND good for the girls practicing yoga. You see.

Yoga is a quiet, solitary endeavor. Even though it's done in a room full of people. Weird but true.

Rowdy people don't receive whatever social signals float their rowdy boat, in a yoga class. So they don't show up.

Suits the yoga guys and suits the yoga gals.

Only girly guys do yoga...LMAO.

Good luck, J.